Lyrics

Drive me through the snow
So I can yack on PTI
Hope we have a guest again
Our well is running dry

I wonder when
I'll start drinking?
If I'm not there
Would they miss me?

Fill the mail with swag
And send it all to Rockville Pike
Pay the proper tribute
Or you'll be stuck with Mike n Mike

I consider that
More than you think
In other words
This show stinks

Parody of Ol' Blue Eyes "Fly Me to the Moon" (original lyrics and music by Bart Howard)