Lyrics

You say
The price of my MRI scan you’re not willing to pay
You try
To suggest that my pain’s just the pain of some regular guy

Are you so bad
You told me that you tried to reach me BEFORE you had called!

Now, you're making me mad
Before you pretend to beseech me - do you know who I am?

It’s my back, don’t be jerks
Don’t you know how health insurance works

It’s my back, that’s what’s what
My S1 and my L5 are shot

I can’t drive, I can’t sleep
Just because you’re all so bloody cheap

It’s a shame did you bums
All take lessons in customer service from CapitolOne

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