Lyrics

Hey Mister Bezos
There's a football team in DC
that could use a brand new owner
'cuz the current one is creepy, please pursue
Nobody has more cash than you
You know it's true

Hey Mister Bezos
We've been losing here too long
they've changed the team name and the uniforms,
they've even changed our song
we've been deprived
last playoff win was in '05
Our field's a dive

Oh, Jeff please buy the team
Oh, Jeff please buy the team
Oh, Jeff please buy the team
Oh, Jeff please buy the team, Jeff please buy our team

by Joe Aro
Parody of "HEY THERE DELILAH" by The Plain White Ts