Lyrics

Today’s NBA
There are so many games they play
Lots of guys take maintenance days….
Such a cliché

I don’t know why,
They now have games in mid-July
If they were out in my backyard….
I’d close the blinds.

I’d close the blinds
(Don’t wanna see this crap!)
I’d pay no mind
(THAT’S FOR SURE!!!!)

I'd shut my blinds
(and watch a HALLMARK show)
Hey there's Wilbon!
(In the front row.....)

By Joe Aro
Parody of "All By Myself" by Eric Carmen