Lyrics

Every day I listen to a podcast
It's got news and stories from a very distant past
TK goes on & on 'bout all the usual
and what's an "oort cloud" anyway?

He's looking for some good swag
to take from the mailbag
Now Tony, I beseech you
though this song might never reach you
all this begging is beneath you
it's just not you
well, that's not true
but it should be true
you're so rich, dude

A parody of Travis, "Writing to Reach You"