Lyrics

Making toast at the beach today takes everything I’ve got
Toasting a steak in a Proctor Silex, I just don't have a shot
I bought this back in '74....

I went online all by myself
I used my AMEX card
I bought myself a brand-new toaster
it wasn't very hard….
but then Bruce Levenson emailed me….

He said he'd send me one for free
It's Revolution number Two!
But now I don’t know what to do!
Michael wants Revolution One
Yeah kid I bet you do !
There’s zero chance I’m giving that to you

By Joe Aro
Parody of “The Cheers Theme” by Gary Portnay & Judy Hart-Angelo