Lyrics

If you could buy your Nats team,
what a tale your son could tell....
'bout how you once bought Chadwick's,
and his inheritance went to hell.

Maybe at Nats Park, do some trivia ?
and send the Mitterrand out to sea?
And serve Wilbon's chili ?
Or maybe hire a worker man
to paint a mural on the outfield fence for free...?

By Joe Aro
Parody of “IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND” by Gordon Lightfoot