Lyrics

Tony grabbed the remote
The family all gathered 'round
And he gazed in wide wonder
At the joy he had found
Then Michael spoke up
"Better leave dad alone"
He could tell right away
That Tony loves REDZONE

Tony loves REDZONE
Tony loves REDZONE
T-T-T-T-Tone
T-T-T-T-Tone
T-T-T-T-Tone
Tony loves REDZONE

He watched a thousand games
Before he met you
He'll watch a thousand more, baby
Before he is through
He might watch with Michael
Or he might watch it alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That Tony loves REDZONE
Tony loves REDZONE
T-T-T-T-Tone
T-T-T-T-Tone
T-T-T-T-Tone
Tony loves REDZONE

It was out one time
He called to warn his son
He watched the 'skins on the local
But it wasn't much fun
He pulled out a card and number
Dialed the digits on his flip phone
He said on the phone "Honey,
Tony gots to have REDZONE
T-T-T-T-Tone
T-T-T-T-Tone
T-T-T-T-Tone
Tony gots to have REDZONE

Now when you rate inventions
Wheels and sliced bread step aside
There's only one thing
That keeps Tony satisfied
He always tells the littles
And makes it clearly known
I'm here to tell ya honey
That Tony loves REDZONE
Tony loves REDZONE
T-T-T-T-Tone
T-T-T-T-Tone
T-T-T-T-Tone
Tony loves REDZONE

Parody of "BAD TO THE BONE" by George Thorogood & The Delaware Destroyers
Lyrics: Steve Brangaccio in Tallahassee, FL
Vocals: Joe Aro in Ellicott City, MD