That Subaru (That Thing You Do)

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A parody of a song by The Wonders.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 04/20/2021 Released: 04/21/2021 First aired: 04/11/2022

Lyrics

You.....
Drivin' that Subaru
Your bumper sticker telling us how much that YOU HEART SOCCER
Man I'm sure that I hate you

And you.....
I bet you're shopping at Whole Foods
you've never even been to the Refugee Safeway
on Connecticut Avenue

I know you love your kids and the human race
you're havin' parties on Earth Day too
I know this stuff 'cause you drive that Subaru

By Joe Aro
Parody of "That Thing You Do" (1996) by The Wonders

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Elizabeth
Thank you for posting - I’ve got a friend who drives a Subaru. This ditty is my favorite!
1248 days ago.
DRN001 in Chicago
OMG. Who knew that Adam Schlesinger, who wrote "That Thing You Do" also had a song called "92 Subaru" (by Fountains of Wayne? https://youtu.be/Vj41MVB1DvU
1285 days ago.
ElliotO in Commack, NY
As a Subaru driver myself, I must say...this is pure gold!
1626 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Nailed it! This is great, Joe!!
1640 days ago.

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