Lyrics

"My Best Friend's Girl"

His show is almost at the end
And it’s mailbag time
With every e-mail that he reads
He perpetrates another crime

There he goes again
Littles sending faxes and their notes
Who sends a fax?
There he goes again
Tony’s gonna read some for you folks

You’re sure you sent the one he skips

He reads some others’ e-mail
He reads some others’ e-mail
And he should have read mine

[jokes so fine....]

A parody of "My Best Friend's Girl" by The Cars