Lyrics

What's "The Wizards Way?" It's losing
I think they trademarked “nine and twenty”
That’s the Wizards Way, it’s losing

Corona don’t scare ‘zards fans
‘cause they’re never in the stands

You’re asking when will John Wall play
Not today, no, not today
When Bradley Beal scores 52
The Wizards lose, always lose

A parody of The Beatles, “Something”