Lyrics

Inspired by the moment that I first saw the name of Bill/Kj's "Electric Slide" song, "Quip's Electric"

Quip's electric
and when it's used as directed
It works in ways Tony never expected
and the first refill is free

He knows the sales pitch
And someday soon Tony may switch
but for now he left it over the bay bridge
and the first refill was free

And he wants you to know
that if you sign up right now (sign up right now)
then your first refill’s free

And how much would you pay
“Would you pay twenty-five bucks?” (twenty-five bucks)
get your first refill
Brushing twice because you should
You’ll be good ‘cause good is good
You’ll buy floss and toothpaste, too
My stove is electric and quip is electric too

A parody of oasis, "She's Electric"