Lyrics

Wrong Pants
I found this old pair in the dressing room
Too Big
I look like an extra in a music video

I know these aren’t mine
‘cause there are clues
My pants were white
well, mostly white

And my pants were hemmed
with a huge stain on the rear end
I think it was sap, let’s say it was sap
It was definitely saaaap!!!!

A parody of David Bowie, “Let’s Dance”