Lyrics

I heard the news today oy vey
About a bald orange man who took a bath
And though the news was rather sad
Some jerks still had to laugh
Which drew a lot of wrath

He blew his cash wad on a bar
He didn’t take advice accountants gave
Still crowds of Littles came to the pod
They even bought breakfast
But what was going on during the lunch and in the dinner hours?

I saw a post today oy vey
Our favorite server finished her last shift
A lot of Littles dabbed their eyes
it all just seemed so odd.....
When we heard that pod
I wish you’d turned a profit