Lyrics

Mister Tony hosts a show from ten to noon
He calls his lackey "Nigel"
But that's not his name
And Chris Walken thinks his accent's kinda lame

Mister Tony he really hates those Weasels
They cause podcast delays
He spends his days CRUSHIN'
sonsabitches, for making it this way

He's got some emails faxes and your notes, for all you folks
but there ain't much time 'cause this jingle's long so he'll read real fast
Kevin Sheehan put your news away....
'Cause it's time for the Mailbag
Neil In Rockville and then there's SHAD
Yes it's time for MAILBAG
Finally done with the window ads
Now it's time for the Mailbag
From Mississippi to Trinidad
Here comes the mailbag!

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of ELTON JOHN/"LEVON"