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My Name is Chris Cillizza
After “If You Could Read My Mind” by Gordon Lightfoot
(Gord will likely have me up on his trophy wall with the moose and salmon for insinuating Cillizza into his music, but after “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” when I was seven, I call us square.)

My name is Chris Cillizza
I’m that guy on CNN
I sit in on Tony’s Podcast
Wreck the show when I chime in
He wants to talk about politics
But I’m not so good at that
And Georgetown's really bad
So I just say how cool I am
But somehow I think they got a different take
They think I’m full of crap
I just don’t know why they feel this way
And every email tells me to “Eat it!”
Mike from Burke tells me I’m wrong
And Gary Braun telling me a Super Douche.