Lyrics

If you come here
We will gift you
Get some breakfast watch the show
Spend your money
Buy a t-shirt
And here is why you need to leave your dough
Cause it’s a
For profit restaurant in northern D.C.
Meet Tony, Alan, Gary and Maury!
Cause it’s a
For profit restaurant in northern D.C.
Buy a fruity drink, we'll throw Cillizza in for free....

Lyrics: Harry Saltzer, Abbottstown PA
Vocals, additional lyrics: Joe Aro, Ellicott City, MD
A parody of "Ocean Front Property" by George Strait