Lyrics

Lee Smith is naked (Hey deject this!)
I can't unsee it (Hey deject this!)
Did I mention he was naked? (Hey deject this!)
I'd better go (Hey deject this! Motha boogie, woogie!)

Jingle-a-Mr. Tony
He's-a-mad as hatter
Steve-a-Garvey was the batter
I think ya better scatter

Huge and naked (Hey deject this! Motha boogie, woogie!)
Just a WOF away from HOFWOF (Hey deject this! Motha boogie, woogie!)
Perhaps I'd be safer (Hey deject this!)
With a television show (Hey deject this! Motha boogie, woogie!)