Lyrics

Hit me two times, Lefty, hit me twice this lie.
Hit me two times, Phil, I'm going bye-bye.
Hit me two times, Phil, once and you missed, once more 'cause you're pissed.
Hit me two times, I'm rolling away.

Hit me one time, Phil, usually I'll drop.
Hit me one time, Lefty, and do your Masters Hop.
But hit me two times, Phil, stupid golf and its stupid rules,
Hit me two times, aggravate those fools.

Hit me two times, Lefty, hit me twice this lie.
Hit me two times, Phil, 'cause I'm going bye-bye.
Hit me two times, Phil, once and you missed, once more 'cause you're pissed.
Hit me two times, I'm rolling away.
Hit me two times, I'm rolling away.
Hit me two times, I'm rolling away.