Lyrics

Its been a while since Bar Schvitzvah has weighed in on the steamy slice of heaven we call The Schvitz. Our long national nightmare is over.

So, so you think you can tell
the Schvitz from Hell,
Cause this place is insane.
See sweat pour down
Like a hot sheet of rain
And this place is just men
Why are we here again?

At the Schvitz,
Why I'm schvitzing ain't clear
We're just two nude souls gnawing on T Bones
Drinking our own beer
Nothing handy to hide my junk
except a towel
How’d we get here?
Schvitz should be feared