Lyrics

Everybody’s smoking, a few on their cigars
So many spirits broken, so many mental scars
They’re crushing garlic in the bathroom and the shower is a bar

Nobody told me exactly what this is
or there’s no way in hell I’d have ended up at the Schvitz
Looking straight ahead trying to keep my wits
It’s clearly my fault
Please pass the salt

A parody of John Lennon, "Nobody Told Me"