Lyrics

Take a schvitz
eat a steak
you had a long day take a break
The Schvitz is real
I don’t know how
Why hasn’t the health department shut it down by now?

And if the steam makes you thirsty and you need some wine
Well you know that you need to bring all that yourself
And I know that every instinct tells you “Close your eyes!"
But you really need to see this for yourself

(No!)

This steamy steakhouse raises a lot of questions
Why it’s still here and how it began
And did you know that they're closed for Winter
one more thing I don’t understand

A parody of Michael Jackson, "This Is It"