Lyrics

Ton’s got problems with his cotton shirts
Pretentious bookstore ate his laundry service
Scared old bald man thinks it’s all a fright
Now he’s eating ice cream at the sink ‘til midnight

Dry cleaners
They cleaned his shirts real good
Dry cleaners
Right there in his neighborhood, yeah

Tried a new place cold, now he’s boiling real hot
new lady cleaner sobbing, don’t know when she’s gonna stop
Tried removing make-up from his collars all night,
Owner buys Rosetta Stone to get his English down right

Dry cleaners
Burned down that bridge real good now
Dry cleaners
Leave behind those new shirts now