Lyrics

Jeff and Andy were so fed up had the shavin' blues
Paying way too much for razors
They looked on the web, the TV and the radio
Trying to find a cheaper blade to use

How could two guys fix it all?
Gotta be a way
To sell you razors at a discount price
Well so they

They bought a razor factory
Since they're ordinary guys
Only cost a hundred mill

They're makin' blades in Germany
Just like ordinary guys
They're both worth a hundred mill