Lyrics

He's been telling the "Wasn't the Big East grand?" story since, well, since just after the Big East was grand. And he gets me every time.

She’s Not There [Ozymandias Remix]

Repeat that old story for us, yet one more time
Tell us again of the Big East, how once it was sublime
Well that’s all changed and, Tone, we’re sorry
It’s on D-7, why should I care?
Just look on my works ye mighty
And despair

Well let me tell you how Lou’s sweater looked
How tall Big John stood, how much he’d swear
Time passed, it’s just so cruel
Those days are gone, that’s right
TK despair!