Give Me One Reason

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A parody of a song by Tracy Chapman.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 11/27/2017  Released: 11/27/2017  First aired: 12/06/2017

Lyrics

He keeps going to the outlets, so I keep going to the well....

Give Me One Reason

I don’t need a reason to buy shoes
I’ve got four pairs now, all brown
Sure don’t need another T-shirt
It’s the Black Friday shakedown
I just plunk down straight cash homey
TWTWIRBM says I’ve lost my mind
Those outlets got my number, yeah they get me every time
That TV crap shop traps you, they won't discount me one dime
Say they got no flashlights, Tony, those thing sell out all the time
But we’ve got My Pillow

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  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Exceptional John. Love how you managed to squeeze in the woman to whom I'm related to by marriage, yet it was too long to actually type in. Epic!
    2533 days ago.

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