Someone Just Like Chris

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A parody of a song by Chainsmokers.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 10/06/2017  Released: 10/06/2017  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I’ve been watching all the shows
I’m into politics
Commentators making points
yeah, that’s how I get my fix
and the one who I love most
is "one of the dumbest
and least respected of all of the pundits" (- Donald Trump)

Gives a take on Donald Trump
but Ivanka's off limits
Ivanka’s such a boss
yeah, she’s so damn impressive
When a breeze catches her hair
a holy sacrament
I’m sorry, Soledad,
but there’s greatness in our midst

We need someone just like Chris!!!

A parody of a song by Chainsmokers & Coldplay

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  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    I missed The Point completely! He needs more branding for that (or I’m just slow). Good one.
    2400 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Whether it's The Fix or The Point we need someone just like Chris!
    2400 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    The Master, still dishing! The sacrament line KILLS, and "that's how I get my fix" is so sly ;-)
    2400 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    More please!! Awesome. Vintage goodness!
    2401 days ago.