Lyrics

Ollie the bobcat
She was jealous down at the zoo
Saw photos of Reginald with Bud Grant
Said "I'd like some of that too..."

Ollie the bobcat
Slipped away in broad daylight
Reported headed north, forced the schools to close
Really headed for the 015

She came upon the little house
And saw a dog outside
Chessie said "hey you wanna be fed?"
Dinner at Chad's on Tony tonight

Oh, Ollie the bobcat
Was happy as a cat could be
Got to play a little bocce with Maury and Connie
and scored some Terps swag from Gary

lyrics: Robert Szkolnicki, Winnipeg, MB
vocals: Joe Aro, Ellicott City, MD