Countin's Easy (Take it Easy)

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A parody of a song by The Eagles.
Recorded by Dougie in Newburyport, MA
Recorded: 01/07/2016  Released: 01/15/2017  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Well I’m a-bikin’ down the road, wearing white clothes
Multiples of four are what I find
Four eight twelve sixteen, square it and you’ll see
What it’s like to be in my mind

Countin’s easy, countin’s easy
Don’t let the fact that I am crazy, drive you crazy

Wawa gave me change again
15 pennies means a trip to the bank
Just find a place on your nightstand, and stack ‘em freely

Come on baby! This traffic is crazy!
The sight of double-parked cars makes my nose bleed

And I’ll lose the money of my friends
Chadwick’s will never turn a profit again
Too many bowling alley fries: you’ll gain the lbs

Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
You know we’re servin’ speedies
You know we’re servin’ speedies

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  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    This counting thing befuddles me, but "Don't let the fact that I am crazy drive you crazy" sounds like something I wish I would have written... great! And are you playing the guitar? Nicely done.
    2842 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    So funny! Great job!!
    2849 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Nice job Dougie. Welcome to the show.
    2851 days ago.