Lyrics

Has anybody here heard my old friend Dennis?
Cerebral, cryptic, and obtuse
He confused a lot of people
and the average fan of "Mike & Mike"
just can't think that hard on Monday night

Has anybody here heard my old friend Tony?
We know Aaron Rodgers thought he stunk
He annoyed a lot of people
but PTI's still a great show
and the Littles sure love him on the radio

Has anybody here heard my old friend Jon?
He's a total natural in the booth
He informed a lot of people
and I can say with a total lack of sarcasm
he's "God's gift to broadcasting" and that's the truth

Everybody loves Jon Gruden...

A parody of Dion, "Abraham, Martin, and John"