Lyrics

"Free Health Care" (Lyrics by Scott in Columbia, Maryland. Vocals by Joe Aro/Steve Lipton

I'm a rich man, one percenter
Golf with Wilbon, and Obama too
On a whim I, send my neighbors packing
Don't work Thursdays, got better things to do

But this podcast, ain't making money
Tell Michael, that we're both gonna starve
Stupid Nigel, says he needs a doctor
Do what I do, and just call Onstar

I need free
(No Junior, still not paying)
Free bagels
(no bagels, Kip Sheeman kept them)

I need free
(Blue Apron, I'll try Blue Apron)
Free health care
(Hey Onstar, check Nigel's prostate)

All the Littles, love me for some reason
Send me free things, from salmon to songs
Maybe I'll write, columnettes for Gawker
That's a great plan, what could go wrong?

I need free
(Anita, I need more salmon)
Free razors
(Harry's, Harry Truman)
I need free
(Bill Simmons, this is his fault)
MeUndies
(free undies, feel so sexy)