Lyrics

[Another weather themed jingle]

One day Sheehan might find the sun
But his colleagues all say that those models sound dumb

Carville's last pick made Courtney blush
And that monkey's a homer, he's just way too much

And even Hornaday just might say
What she thinks.
Though each review just glows, she must know
This show stinks.

Here comes mailbag emails and notes
And it's time to read some for all of you folks