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hey , yah, alright
tony does his show being a jokster
kibitz with his madcap friends
he never has no problems
telling off the cuff zingers where he stands
and every ones around him ( yeah)
they get to grooving on a vibe and feeling good (yes they do)
ya my boy is top banana yucking it up in the room

yes he is cranking and planking and cruising and amusing
and just then it hit him he's roasting Carvell and someone shouted.
say something funny witty sports boy
don't flub a one liner tonight.
say something funny witty sports boy
if you go down in flames just say good night Canada
good night
good night eh hosers


we know you have anxiety
but if you want to tee off with Lewis black
your going to have to get down and dirty
to keep Jeff Ross off your back
we want more than lip service.
whip it out Jame's willy and make it fast
don't get caught puttering for a soft 2 minutes (oh)
just stoke that funny bone for a happy ending that last

yes your gripping and ripping and conniving to be surviving
and just then it hit him he's roasting Carvell and someone shouted.
say something funny witty sports boy
don't flub a one liner tonight.
say something funny witty sports boy
if you go down in flames just say i'm nothing without the black guy
without the black guy
who would know me

I've known James for a quite sometime
even though I've hardly understood a word he's said
rambling on about something (who knows)
penis, measure and plane just popped into his head
so i grabbed a ruler and used Courtney as a fluffer
a good friend rounds up (don't you see)
how can something that looks like a pickle smell like pepperoni

yes we were crying and sighing for smirking at a gherkin
and just then it hit him he's cupping Carvell and someone shouted.
say something funny witty sports boy
don't flub a one liner tonight
say something funny witty sports boy
if you go down in flames yell what a pair of avocados
pair of avocados
no peach fuzz on the vine

they shouted say something funny
say something funny
say something raunchy
you gotta say something funny
say something funny
say something raunchy
say something funny
can you be any funnier
say something funny witty sports boy
say something raunchy ya
say something funny witty sports boy
say something funny tonight
say something funny witty sports boy
say something funny tonight