Lyrics

I did this song about a year ago, but it seemed like the way to go for this idea too. I don't like being redundant, but...oh well.



Step 1, you ascertain if your phone is smart
Sexagenarians will struggle with this part
Step 2, check to see if you have Google
Everyone has Google, that step is meaningless
Step 3, you press the podcast app icon
If you don't know what an app is, that's a bad sign
Type in K-O-R-N-H and then
You see his name? Serafino, press the text
Then all you have to do is subscribe
Satch is incredulous hearing you technophobes whine
The acrid stench of hypocrisy you’ll download
Is called The Tony Kornheiser Show