Lyrics

When Michael left the Scherzer Twenty Ks' game at K Number Nineteen, Anita cracked that she didn't start turning into her mom until her 40's. So She, steve and I turned that joke into this one. Everybody loves Michael, but "Honestly, what the @#$! are we doing out here?"

PS Jason, stick around for the fade....

Turning Into Dad

I tweet a picture (I tweet a picture), of me and you
And Chessie bites you, (Chessie bites you) you bite her too
Liz sits there staring as I'm turning into you

You say it's raining, it's pouring down
That's why you called me? but I'm not around
I'm into hotel robes and garden gnomes
I hate Jim Rome I'm getting old

Turning into Dad I think I’m turning into dad I really think so
Turning into Dad I think I’m turning into dad I really think so
Turning into Dad I think I’m turning into dad I really think so
Turning into Dad I think I’m turning into dad I really think so

The Palm, the parm, the mail, there's Alan, Nathan and Kate
And Liz you're paying straight cash

Everywhere you go you must leave early
Man is biting dog, you wonder why she’s surly, Honestly....

Turning into Tone, yup Michael’s turning into Tone, I really think so

[Repeat to fade]