(Not) Like A Choking Dog (Dylan)

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A parody of a song by Bob Dylan.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 05/09/2016  Released: 05/10/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Once upon a time, they played so fine
Everybody shined, they kicked the league's behinds!!
Didn't they?
Future Hall of Famer, Ovie takin' names
they won a bunch of games, but in the playoffs it's the same....
Disarray!
Tony always laughs about
the way this team would "chicken out"
How in the fall they seemed so stout
but in Round 2, they'll get knocked out
So tonight it's win or die, in the City of Steel
We know how it feels! Caps are on their heels!
Cheeseboy transcribe this in the Bog! Can the Caps break out of this fog?
Not like a choking dog!!

Lyrics/Vocal by Joe Aro

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  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    "we know how it feels" ...sorry, but that's funny. but also, not...if you're a Caps fan.
    3341 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    *Sad horn*
    3355 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Well, they're over now Sean....
    3355 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    You're having too much fun w/these Caps jingles. Grrr. Nice job, Joe!
    3355 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Man, this is really good. Great City of Steel reference to rhyme. I like to look at it as they fought hard to comeback, but I could be persuaded that they wanted to make it as heartbreaking as possible by losing in OT.
    3355 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    We have an answer to your question. Alas. Nice one!
    3355 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Great job. Heartbreaker.
    3355 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    You're on a roll with these Caps jingles! Nice one.
    3356 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Nice positive spin in the choking dog angle.
    3356 days ago.