Lyrics

CHESSIE YOU KEEP CHOMPING ON MY FRAIL LEGS
SCRATCHING AND GNAWING AINT MY KIND OF PLAY
I SAID YA BONNIE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING IN TO

SO YOU’RE THINKING YOU’RE THE ALPHA IN TOWN
BIT YOUR EAR AND I’M THE CAPTAIN NOW

SO STOP SCRATCHING ME
STOP BITING ME
STOP HERDING THIS SHEEP AROUND

SHE’S SEEMS TO GO ONLY WHERE SHE WANTS TO
AND CONSEQUENTLY THAT’S RIGHT IN MY YARD
SHE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE MUCH ON DRIVING
STILL HASN’T FOUND THAT GOD DAMN BOCCE BALL

I KNOW YOU REALLY DO LOVE THIS ORANGE GUY
I KNOW YOU REALLY WON’T MAUL HIM TO DEATH

SO YOU’RE THINKING YOU’RE THE ALPHA IN TOWN
BIT YOUR EAR AND I’M THE CAPTAIN NOW

SO STOP SCRATCHING ME
STOP BITING ME
STOP HERDING THIS SHEEP AROUND