Lyrics

Writer's note: "Dayenu" is a traditional Passover song praising God for the miracles of the Exodus, repeating that any one of those miracles on its own would be enough ("Dayenu" = "It would have been enough for us"). The connection to the show is pretty obvious, I think...

("Welcome to the Littles' Seder. Let all who are orange come and kvetch!")

If we gave you Ron Jaworski
But did not give you a monkey
Just Jaworski would be plenty
Dayenu

Day-dayenu ("Andy Polley")
Day-dayenu ("Abbe Lowell")
Day-dayenu ("Alan Bubes")
Dayenu, dayenu ("Chaputzvah")
Day-dayenu ("Reginald")
Day-dayenu ("Junior")
Day-dayenu ("Howard Fineman")
Dayenu, dayenu ("tell Michael")

("Reginald? He doesn't look Jewish..."
"I have a Polaroid of him drinking an egg cream with Woody Allen at the Carnegie Deli!"
"The Carnegie Deli? But that's not kosher...")