Hey Hey He's a Monkey

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A parody of a song by The Monkees.
Recorded by Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
Recorded: 02/03/2016  Released: 02/04/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I've been getting no love from Nigel on air, so I'm trying a jingle on his favorite show personality.

He lives in a zoo
His predictions are bold
He’s good friends with Nigel
His name’s Reginald

Hey hey, he’s a monkey!
Best prognosticator in town
And if he’s picking football
You’d better put money down

Sure, he sleeps in a tree
And eats beetles and ants
But he’s adept with an iPad
And waterskis with Bud Grant

Hey hey, he’s a monkey!
And he’s got a winning record to boot
He goes fly-fishing with Mike Ditka
And looks great in a suit

He’s crushing Jaworski!
Carville and Courtney, too
If you want to know the Super Bowl winner
Just head to the National Zoo

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Yes, these types of jingles are starting become extinct. This is great, Dylan. I'm also usually a day behind on the podcast and a good anytime jingle is always welcome. Nicely done!
    3149 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    If this airs before the Republican song... well then, no, I'm not saying "Boo-urns," I'm saying "Boooooo."
    3151 days ago.
  • Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
    I'm usually a day or two behind on the podcast, so that takes me out of the running for a fast turnaround. The lightning reflexes of Jerry, Joe, KJ, Rob, Jason, John, Sean, Patrick, Steve & co. are out of my league.
    3151 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    I would have thought his fishing would be limited to Don Shula, but I've missed a few shows. Yes, good for any damn week.
    3151 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Dirty pool, pandering to the judge! But in all seriousness, I like your approach to these songs. They stand on their own independent of anything that's actually being discussed on the show in a given week which makes them great for repeat listens!
    3151 days ago.

Playlists

This jingle is included in the following playlists:

Playlist User
All of Dylan's Jingles Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
All the TK Jingles of 2016 Jerry in Annandale, VA
Favorites DanLTaylor in Columbia, MD
Favorites Michael E in Stafford VA
MY FAVORITES joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD

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