Vote for Mr. Sexwale (Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?)

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A parody of a song by Rod Stewart.
Recorded by Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
Recorded: 02/01/2016  Released: 02/01/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

In quite possible my dumbest jingle (oongaboogiewoogie excluded), I couldn't believe there was actually someone named Tokyo Sexwale. And this dumb song popped in my head soon after hearing it...I picture this being the song playing for his campaign...

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Elsewhere around the soccer federation
The FBI is now investigatin’
He lies in wait for the depositions
Blatter’s dripping sweat, avoiding all the questions
Don’t you want a man who don’t take bags of money?
You know I’ve got a plan to clean up this mess, honey.

If you like the FIFA, vote for Mr. Sexwale
Come on, vote for Tokyo
Just ignore my last name, yes I do love humpbacks
But not in that way, you know?

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  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    you HAVE to sub in one of the other two whales! god that's funny.
    3436 days ago.
  • Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
    I can't believe I missed the opportunity for a sperm whale or a humpback....I might re record this one
    3439 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Tokyo Sexwale is another conferred for my next band name. Great work!
    3440 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    That chorus is an absolute killer... so great.
    3440 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I wanted to comment before I even hit play - because bringing in that guy's name and turning it into this song is awesome. That deserves a comment all by itself.
    3440 days ago.