Lyrics

[Good for one day only I suspect. Not exactly a turn-around jingle, since it's a recurring theme - but it does refer to the specific mishaps of Jan 6, 2016. For the record.]

Can’t you get me Pat Forde on the phone?
Don’t repeat that opening from Tuesday’s show!
You don’t even care if we have dead air
At least some Littles they wrote me a letter

Kravitz won’t be callin’ in til hour two
Even Sheehan’s newscasts aren’t this confused!
You’re a good-for-nothing, can’t you push a button?
Cue the Littles who wrote me a letter

Well they wrote me a letter
And requested my attendance at a wedding I’ve missed
Please tell Michael ‘bout our weather - here’s an invitation
To my grandson’s bris!
Oy vey! Hey!

This is worse than ridin' in an aeroplane
There’s another segment goin’ down the drain
Guess it’s just my luck, Nigel what the $*¢&?!
At least some Littles just wrote me a letter


Parody of "The Letter" as recorded by The Box Tops