Lyrics

The Primates had an argument
At the Toronto Zoo last week
The old Queen Betty had ended her reign
Over before her time
Princess Molly sitting on top of a rock
Grooming lice off her Sister Susan
Molly thinks she’s the next, takes a look ‘round
It’s her turn to rule, she picks up the crown
And parades out to hang with the apes

Well the tough old gal Putsie runs through the monkey house
Chasing Susan and primogenitor Molly
And there’s hair pulling and lacerations
But hey that’s the baboon way
If you don’t like it you can get out
This night there’s a battle then a truce
As they take their stand
Down in Baboonland

A parody of "Jungleland" by Bruce Springsteen