Fan Duel [Downtown]

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A parody of a song by Petula Clark.
Recorded by T. Chappell Aldridge in the Past
Recorded: 10/29/2015  Released: 10/29/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

If you need a loan; and you have internet access you can always go
Fan Duel.
With all your knowledge , you wouldn’t need college -you could win some dough!
Fan Duel
Why not join the betting? We assure you it’s not gambling,
Man up and bet your money on some quarterback from Grambling
How can you lose?
The vigorish is all we care
for. Though we don’t risk our money we still take our share.
So go Fan Duel
put down your next month’s rent
Fan Duel
Don’t seek your wife’s consent
Fan Duel she should be happy it’s not an affair.

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  • T. Chappell Aldridge in Alexandria
    That is like "Didn't Paul McCartney have another band before Wings??
    3544 days ago.
  • T. Chappell Aldridge in Alexandria
    And timely - Fan Duel made the front page of the Washington Post today. Saaay-Didn't Mr. Tony work for the Post before "Pardon the Interruption?"
    3544 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    love this!
    3545 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    So much great stuff packed into every line of this one. I am always into making fun of the sponsors.
    3545 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    If you replace "Fan Duel" with "Jingling" at the start of the line "she should be happy it’s not an affair." that about sums up most of our marriages.
    3545 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Excellent!
    3545 days ago.
  • T. Chappell Aldridge in Alexandria
    In the grand tradition of 'insulting your sponsors," here is a more realistic ad for Fan Duell.
    3545 days ago.