Fan Duel [Downtown]

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A parody of a song by Petula Clark.
Recorded by T. Chappell Aldridge in the Past
Recorded: 10/29/2015 Released: 10/29/2015 First aired: unaired

Lyrics

If you need a loan; and you have internet access you can always go
Fan Duel.
With all your knowledge , you wouldn’t need college -you could win some dough!
Fan Duel
Why not join the betting? We assure you it’s not gambling,
Man up and bet your money on some quarterback from Grambling
How can you lose?
The vigorish is all we care
for. Though we don’t risk our money we still take our share.
So go Fan Duel
put down your next month’s rent
Fan Duel
Don’t seek your wife’s consent
Fan Duel she should be happy it’s not an affair.

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T. Chappell Aldridge in Alexandria
That is like "Didn't Paul McCartney have another band before Wings??
3247 days ago.
T. Chappell Aldridge in Alexandria
And timely - Fan Duel made the front page of the Washington Post today. Saaay-Didn't Mr. Tony work for the Post before "Pardon the Interruption?"
3247 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
love this!
3248 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
So much great stuff packed into every line of this one. I am always into making fun of the sponsors.
3248 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
If you replace "Fan Duel" with "Jingling" at the start of the line "she should be happy it’s not an affair." that about sums up most of our marriages.
3249 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Excellent!
3249 days ago.
T. Chappell Aldridge in Alexandria
In the grand tradition of 'insulting your sponsors," here is a more realistic ad for Fan Duell.
3249 days ago.

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