Lyrics

From the IDEAS section. This one was written by CODY PUCKETT in FLORENCE, ITALY, a rare "UNDER 25" Little.
He has asked me to post on his behalf.....

I get up in the evening,
and I ain’t got nothin to say,
so I put on the Nats game,
oh look Treinen gave another win away,
man that guys freaking awful,
but apparently he’s got a nice sinker ball,
never saw it this summer,
maybe he’s saving it for the fall.

You can’t blame Bryce Harper,
34 has been doing it from the start,
you can blame the bullpen,
either way there’s crying at Nats park.

They said we need a new closer
so they brought in crazy Papelbon,
Looks like this guy is a CHOKER
well I guess that didn’t last very long,
man this team makes me crazy
the Orchid finally decided to play,
as long as its warm and sunny,
you’re gonna get at least 12 k’s.

Say goodbye Matt Williams
Rizzo just stabbed you with a cocktail fork
Bryce is talkin' to Boras
he's already packing for New York.

He sits around getting older,
counting the days till he’s on his way,
playin in the big apple,
wearin pinstripes and gettin paid.

So long Ian Desmond,
you’ve been great, oh but not this year
turned down $100 million
probably cost yourself $50 but have no fear
you’ll probably end up in Cleveland
I hear the weather is pretty in the winter time
Oh you’re leaving too Jordan?
I guess you’ll just have to get in line.

It's hard to blame Max Scherzer
'Cause he was an ace until July
but that second no hitter
the timing of that one made me cry
You can’t blame Bryce Harper,
This guy's a budding superstar
I blame the other 4 starters
this baseball season broke my heart (repeat)