Lyrics

In the event of something happening to me
The Bay Bridge, a plane, or cruise ship it could be
Or Narisetti who is someone that I knew

I’m afraid of oh so many things
I’m quite scared to even go outside
My Johnny Blue and my golf is my comfort, yes it is

I bequeath to the following these things:
My bocce ball to my good daughter Liz
And my good son Michael gets my outdoor grill
But there’s some things that I’ll stash there in my casket

My toaster oven is coming along with me
And my Walkman with all my favorite tunes
As a final comfort, Courtney’s DVDs. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah