Lyrics

Uptown Ton'
He's been living in an uptown zone
I bet he's never fixed a punctured tire
Or tried to ?set up? any cable wires
Or fight a fire

?H?e's an uptown Ton'
He doesn't work the apps on his IPhone
When water's leaking to the basement den
The plumber's working til it's half past ten
?He's? been ?snooz?in'

And when he knows what he wants
just to buy
He offers straight cash to pay to
the cashier guy?

He's gonna find who did
?Put their stuff
In his trash bin

He's an uptown Ton'
He's living with no hair on his orange dome
He's yacking with some guys named Gary and Chris
And gals name Tori, Jeanne, and even Liz
About the Wiz?

Oooooo oooooooo