Lyrics

My acoustic version of Kj's "Royals" parody - made for the Covers prodcast episode. Love this song and Kj's lyrics are perfect, so this was me trying to not screw it up.

He’s never actually typed a text;
He never does stay ‘til the end of the movie;
And he loves a good sweater vest;
But he might throw things, like coffee creamer,
But everyday we tune in wondering who will he be crushing?
Kevin with the forecast, Goddess has him blushing,
We don’t care, he buys Cadillacs with straight cash.
And everybody likes PTI previews, Hornaday reviews;
Old Guy, Bob Ryan, and finally the mailbag.
Here it comes, what’s Nigel gonna pick today?

And we’ll always be loyal,
Littles of the TK show.
This kind of show is just for us;
We crave a different kinda buzz.
Could he be cooler?
Well, couldn’t everybody be?
He rules, he rules!
So read those notes, Tony.

Parody of "Loyal" by Kj Ohnstad, based on "Royals" by Lorde
http://tkjingles.com/193.a