Lyrics

"Moosemilk? No Way!"

Moosemilk? No way! My calf was blown away
The dynamite was fresh, a shower of moose flesh
Moosemilk? No way! They shot that baby moose
But campers passing by don't know the reason why

How could they know just what this killing means?
The end of my script, no film made by Disney
How could I know that Rambo would show up
And after the shot they would blow them up

Moosemilk? No way! It wasn't always so
You can find it on the 'net, buy MooseGro at the vet

But all that's left are some dead moose bodies
In the woods in the West Boulder Campground
Better get some dynamite in case the grizzlies
Smell the rotting flesh

Moosemilk? No way! It wasn't a good idea
To call the forest guys, because my moose friend died
As moose meat fell, I wondered why I stayed
They all had guns, I thought it best to run

How could they know just what this killing means?
The end of my script, no film made by Disney
How could I know that Rambo would show up
And after the shot they would blow them up

Moosemilk? No way! It wasn't always so
You can find it on the 'net, buy MooseGro at the vet

But all that's left are some dead moose bodies
In the woods in the West Boulder Campground
Better get some dynamite in case the grizzlies
Smell the rotting flesh

Moosemilk? No way! My calf was blown away
The dynamite was fresh, a shower of moose flesh
Moosemilk? No way! They shot that baby moose
But campers passing by don't know the reason why

How could they know just what this killing means?
The end of my script, no film made by Disney
How could I know that Rambo would show up
And after the shot they would blow them up

Moosemilk? No way! It wasn't always so
You can find it on the 'net, buy MooseGro at the vet

But all that's left are some dead moose bodies
In the woods in the West Boulder Campground
But all that's left are some dead moose bodies
In the woods in the West Boulder Campground
But all that's left are some dead moose bodies
In the woods in the West Boulder Campground