Lyrics

Written and PRESENTED IN STUDIO! by Lt Col Carroll Connelley, USMC. Nice job outta you!

"Someday Never Comes"

First thing I remember was askin' Tony, "Why?"
For there were many emails I had sent
And TK always growled and said there just wasn’t time
Sayin', "I’ll read yours next time"

Well, I'm here to tell you Littles that the jingle ran too long
You better make ‘em short, you better make ‘em fun
'Cause, "next time" never comes

Well, the jingles grew and grew and my faxes collected dust,
For there were many emails that never aired
When TK took the mic, he said, "hey, yeah, do wear white”
And, next time never comes

Well, I'm here to tell you Little's, that your email was too long
You better make 'em short, and you better make 'em fun
'Cause next time never comes