Lyrics

What do you get when you listen live?
Lousy sound and loads of static
and Kars-4-Kids while you're stuck in traffic
I'll never listen live again
I'll never listen live again
What do you get for tuning in at 10?
Tony reads ads but hates the copy
the same ad in the break. man, that's sloppy
I'll never listen live again
I'll never listen live again

This is why I podcast
'Cause I tried AM and it didn't last
Download the show onto my smartphone
Listening on Bluetooth audio

What do you get when you listen live?
Those children need cars, it's really tragic
They'll crush you with guilt, you'll swear you're Catholic
I'll never listen live again
I'll never listen live again

A parody of Burt Bacharach, "I'll Never Fall In Love Again"